If you buy any of these items, please come back to this list and click the "Reserve" link to mark which item(s) you purchased. This will help ensure that Adam Robinson does not get duplicate gifts.

Music
The link goes to a Google doc. with a list of my current wants. PHYSICAL FORMATS ONLY! <splode> CD or vinyl (with a download code)

Medieval Butts Calendar 2026
Sadly, the 2026 Medieval Dick Pics calendar is identical to this year's but this looks like a suitable replacement! Alternatively, if one featuring medieval lady parts exists, I'd like that too/instead.

Judge Dredd Complete Case Files 14
This seems to be out of stock everywhere - 2nd hand is fine.
Reserved on Dec 19, 2025 by Benjamin
Going to try anyway


Asterix books
White hardback editions. Any except: ...and the Chieftan's Daughter; ...and the Chariot Race; ...and the Class Act; ...and the Goths; ...and the Golden Sickle; ...the Gaul.

A cool poster from the Hidden Britain Sign Co.
The one pictured is for illustrative purposes - there are lots that I'd like.

"I'm as mad as hell..." T-shirt
Black, size XL - there are other designs available too.


Classic Film Noir Films on Blu-Ray
Any 1940s film noir movies (like the ones in the link but not necessarily the ones in the link). Second hand is fine but must be Blu-Ray

Set of kitchen knives - non-serrated (except for the bread knife wot needs to be serrated, obvs)
Like the ones in the picture but not necessarily the ones in the picture.


Music
The link used to go to a Google doc. with a list of my current wants except it now says the document has been deleted and I can't be bothered to re-type it. So, HMV/Bandcamp vouchers would be splendid.


Vintage sci-fi/horror film/book posters
50s-80s - the weirder, the better.

Project manager for my life
To help me cope with grown-up shit.

Vast pots of cash
They say money can't buy happiness. They're wrong.

Vouchers for music/books/games etc.
So that I can buy stuff. Just not Amazon, thank you.