If you buy any of these items, please come back to this list and click the "Reserve" link to mark which item(s) you purchased. This will help ensure that Whitney Cox does not get duplicate gifts.
Some kind of bike storage solution
Wall thing? Ceiling thing? Something to get my bike as out of the way as possible.
72-in Powder-coated galvanized steel wire Square Tomato Cage
Le Chic Miami - Bluebonnet Earrings
Or others from that site, but I sure do love bluebonnets
Ferry-Morse Drip Hose Kit | Garden Drip Irrigation System
Or something like this? Something to make my rain barrel more useful for watering things. It's weirdly difficult to water from something with no water pressure.
Earrings | M&M LINKS JEWELRY
Any pair, any color, bigger the better, get weird with it
Liquid Eyeshadow and Lip Toppers
Any color except Adelie and Pounce (I have those already)
Reserved on Nov 26, 2025 by Ash
YETI 42 oz Straw Mug
Whatever color! Do some personalization! Whatever! (And honestly, I probably could use more than one of these.)
A new air fryer
We've put ours through its paces, and it's kind of falling apart. Maybe a fancy one? Not too big, though.
Faceted Sunstone Rainbow Pride Earrings - Etsy
Okay, they're 'spensive, but look at those
Clothing with rainbows! Or other ridiculous patterns!
I'm about an XL/12-14 in most things. The goal is to be gay and obnoxious. I have no interest in being poilite or heterosexual.
Fun socks!
I love fun socks
A boot knife
5" blade or smaller, keep it New Jersey Legal
Big earrings
I dunno, find something cool
Art!
Small art! Like, 4x6", 5x7". Small art. Smaller than that. Postcard-sized. Itty bitty. Good for sticking on a wall.
A solar EV charging station
Like, if you find a cheap one or something.
