If you buy any of these items, please come back to this list and click the "Reserve" link to mark which item(s) you purchased. This will help ensure that Alan Cocker does not get duplicate gifts.
The daughters' war
Carmex Lip balm
Reserved on Dec 22, 2025 by Helen
Pork scratchings
The scratchier the better
Marvel Champions - Green Goblin Expansion
ONLY BUY THIS IF MARVEL CHAMPIONS IS BOUGHT/RESERVED ALREADY (see below on this list) ~£14.
Towel
Not an old man towel
Toblerone
normal
Reserved on Dec 10, 2025 by K
Slippers
Size 10.5. Any type of slippers really, just not too old manish!
The Strength of the Few
~£17 Only in hardback at time of adding, hardback or paperback - both fine
Bread Knife
A knife to cut bread... Don't care where it's from
Reserved on Dec 15, 2025 by K
A drop of corruption
£17.20. hardback or paperback whatever is available and cheapest
Garlic Crusher
Buy from wherever!
Controller
£45. "Shock Blue" and "old packaging" currently cheapest. However, I don't mind colour or where purchased from, just needs to be Xbox one controller.
Biltong
Up to you where you get it, can't go wrong (hopefully)
Reserved on Dec 03, 2025 by K
3 x 120mm slings
~£30 for a pack of 3. Feel free to buy from any outdoor site just search "sling" and make sure it is 120mm
Reserved on Nov 28, 2025 by Dave
Dead Lions
Socks
Size 10.5, patterned not plain please!
Asahi Beer
Preferably bottles
