If you buy any of these items, please come back to this list and click the "Reserve" link to mark which item(s) you purchased. This will help ensure that fivetail does not get duplicate gifts.
Frivolous Shit Five Wants
Google Play E-Gift Cards
fivetail @ gmail.com - 100% of all proceeds to be offered as gacha sacrifice for RNGesus
This Is Fine Minidog Keychain Plush
$ 12 USD - I have the Big One but I would also like to adopt the Small One, don't speak to me or my son ever again
"This Is Fine" Japan Shirt (Men's Small / Ladies Large)
$ 22 USD - this is a good shirt.
"Sleep When You're Dead" Shirt (Men's Small / Ladies Large)
$ 23 USD - this is also a good shirt.
"If You See Something" Flask - Purple or Black
$ 26 USD - i don't drink but i've wanted this flask for years
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and the Quest for the Missing Spoon
$ 50 USD - i'm not joking i authentically want this book please. i own the first one and didn't know there was a second one.
2814 – 新しい日の誕生 (Pink/Purple Marble LE Vinyl)
$ 150 USD - didn't have the money for it when the preorder dropped and I regret everything. keeping my fingers crossed for a repress tho
eufy Robotic Vacuum
$ 220 CAD - my cat is terrified of our upright vacuum. perhaps this one will be his friend
