If you buy any of these items, please come back to this list and click the "Reserve" link to mark which item(s) you purchased. This will help ensure that Kai Markanday does not get duplicate gifts.
"I just want to get you something little"
Hot sauces, spicy noodles, notebooks, white chocolate, dry white wine, chilli pepper plants
Nothing from Amazon please
Fuck Jeff Bezos (list of others to avoid at the bottom)
Second hand books
I am pro charity shop books I don't think books have to be new to be gifts. Also I have no problem with you reading it first!
Please no gift cards
I always forget to spend them in time
Granny's List
From the chilli shop "Any sauce from season 22 of Hot Ones except for Da Bomb", What Niall Saw Book
Virpi & Miska's List
Yves Rocher perfumes, hap+ toothpaste, kinder chocolate

Depop wish list
Carnivorous Plants
Any type I love them all
Reserved on Jul 01, 2026 by Sam

Super Milk Leave In Conditioning Spray | LUSH
Reserved on Jun 26, 2026 by Rachel (mum)
Any Lumene serum or moisturiser that comes up in the £10 Tuesday deal
Reserved on Jun 26, 2026 by Terry

The Ordinary Caffeine Serum

Crown Bottle Capper Twin Lever + 100 Bottle Caps
I will give you a bottle of something if you get me this

Jelly Beans

Dolly Mix Big Bag
Reserved on Nov 12, 2022 by Terry

Shii Fure Dried Bean curd (Hot Chilli Flavour) 100g

Theracane


The Steampunk Album! That Cannot Be Named For Legal Reasons CD

New and Selected Poems, Volume One: v. 1

Globe 400th Anniversary Collection

IKEA Glimma candles/Tealights, Pack of 100
Any set of a shit ton of tea lights please

Gravity Falls: : Journal 3 - Hardcover
Reserved on Jun 26, 2026 by Rachel (mum)
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The Book Of Bill (Hardcover)
Boycott for ethical reasons
Amazon, Nestle, Arcaida Group (Topshop/Dorothy Perkins ect.)Urban Outfitters
Boycott for petty reasons
Waterstones, Accessorize