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Troopmaster Bucket Bling
Only the most experienced troopmaster can pull this off.




Hose Clamp Pliers
Could have saved frustration - and injury! - during a recent project

Ratcheting Screwdriver set - yes, it's a $70 screwdriver, because it's the best.
comes with magnetic bits for retrieving dropped screws!

Fluid Hand Pump
Probably more uses than I realize at first, but I'm planning to use it for extracting automotive fluids from hard-to-reach or oddly shaped reservoirs.

Lighter fluid refill

Pipe cleaners for church warden pipe


Walabot - it's a stud finder on steroids
Things that make me go... THAT'S A THING?!

Songs for Mr. Tony Volume 1
Silly songs that get stuck in my head, volume 1. Check out "27 Pitchers" or "Victor Wembanyama" for a taste.

Songs for Mr. Tony Volume 2
More silly songs that get stuck in my head - "The DH Song" captures the feeling of National League fans.


Power Washer
It doesn't have to be this exact model but a mid-size power washer, 1500-2200 PSI, with good reviews, not too expensive, etc.

Ben Folds' Book

Ryzen 9 3950X 16-core processor
Star Wars Squadrons won't run on Old Big Red, here. Time for a new PC!

MSI Meg X570 Unify Motherboard
Compatible with the Ryzen AM4 slot and also with my existing ATX form factor case